Why, yes, you CAN see me live in the flesh!
Catch me performing improv/sketch if that sounds like fun to you!
Industry, please let me know if you'd like to attend a show and I'll comp your tickets.
"I just know it. I'll be flipping through the channels one day and a toothpaste commercial will come on and I'll say, 'Now wait a minute, I recognize those teeth' and it'll turn out to be you."